gUiNeA pIgS!!!!!!

THESE ARE MY PIGGIES!! Kyoko and Jessanah...aren't they adorible!? They are really wierd though cuse they purr at songs sung by Ashley Simpson, Taylor Swift, Avril ??? (Idk her last name) and Britney Spears...really wierd...I love them so much though!!?? aren't they just the cutest things ever!? Kyoko (the gray one) is an Abyssian guinea pig and that why her fur is all stickey outey everywhere. Jessanah (the white one) is an American guinea pig. But it's wierd cuse she jumps everytime someone touches her. Kyoko is seriously over wieght...she's like 3 pounds or something...and she farts alot...o my gosh when she sneezes, it's so cute!! It sounds like a sneeze from Alvin and the Chipmunks, its so cute!! Once she sneezed in my mouth and it tasted like hay and carrots...it was really gross...ew...They went in the shower once too. I used baby shampoo on them. Idk, it says its tear free, but once I got alot in my eyes and it stung. Maybe cuse I had dribbled nearly a half a cup into my eyeballs. I don't know. Hey, and how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 867!! I tried it!! My tounge hurts!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!!!!!! *Throws skittles at you*
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