The Chicken Crossed The Road Cuse He Saw A Piece Of Cheese Puff You DUMDUMS!!!

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey guys!! I feel like im back to my hyper old self...things are going better, and I don't feel so alone...well I still feel a little alone...it sucks that the only company I have is my family, and that's not really the kind of company that I want to have-most kids at this age don't-but anyway...I wanna be around my friends not my family...*siiiiiiiiiiiigh* atleast I have my guinea pigs........BLEH IM BORED!!!!!! OK OK WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD!!?? hahahahah cuse he saw a piece of cheese puff on the other side and he tried to get across to get it but it got run over but a semi truck and the truck driver got out and was all like, "o my gosh I killed a chicken!!! Hmmm.....i'm hungry..." and then he ate it...oh ya...that's the real story...they just remixed it so it would be more appropriate for the little kids...haha...are you laughing? haha....Santa Clause knows where you sleep and he will climb through your window next Christmas and place a bomb next to your head so in the morning your head will explode...yes...Santa is a baaaad man....he knows where you sleep....scaaaaary.....don't ever sit on Santa's lap...ewwwww....he's a scaaaaary man.....scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaary.......

sO aLoNe...ThAtS hOw I fEeL...aNd I aLsO hAvE a StRaNgE cRaViNg 4 PeAnUt bUtTeR bAlLs

That's definetly me. Lol I luv these little emo voodoo cuties...have you ever looked at the world and realized how much it sucks? It seriously does...theres not that all good about it...I mean God did a great job but man hasn't done it any good as far as i can tell...it revolves around young people and older people suddenly aren't in...I mean what's up with that? We should all be accepted right? Like if someone was cutting themsleves, they should be comforted for whatevers bothering them, and not yelled at...can't they see? ugh but no one f'n see's cuse their just stupid...honestly i'm past the line, sometimes I just wish I was dead...But other times I'm ok...like when I make new friends that just make me happy around them...I met someone named Spencer and all the pain on the inside went away...it was wierd but I liked it...also Jared helped alot...I don't have many friends thanks to homeschooling and he's really stuck by me (and 4 so long!!!) lol we met on a virtual pets site and he thought I was a guy, that was funny...but anyway...lol sorry for babbling like that i've just got alot on my mind...geez im so depressed, I fell like im gonna explode, like I could just burst any second....i've JOINED THE DARK SIDE!!!! And I met Darth Vador....humor always helps ^_^ so you'd better laugh b4 I come after u...hey Spencer if ur reading this!! U 2 Jared!

SOOOOOO.......BORED!!!!!! Pooh Bear Wears Barbie Underwear....HAHAHAHA YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT DID YOU??

This is the front cover 4 my story See-It-Belive-It Consiquences...ISNT IT TOTALLY WICKED!!!!???? And yes, when I was writing this story, my eyes were dripping out of my sockets. (JK Idiot) Anywayz, the HTML Thing, or adress WHATEVER you call it is SeeItSeeMe.Blogspot.com...
I already have like three followers. Omg comment me if you like AllStar sneakers!!! Heeeeey and my grandma came over to give us Christmas presents and I got a freakin Kimono!! That's so cool I feel so cultural! And I got 50 dollars...I'm gonna buy 30 pounds of mulch and spread it out on my carpet so my guinea pigs can run around ALL over my floor!
(JK again Idiot, wow you sure are distracted 2day...HI JARED IF YOUR READING THIS!!!! Diddo on Spencer if ur reading this 2!!!! Also to Darriin...ok back to my post!!!) Anywayz...I don't know what else to write...GEEZ IM SO BORED!!!! Ummmmmmmmmmmmm yeeeeaaaaaa I.............
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
I like laughing its SO fun!!!!!! Heeeeeeeeeeeeey and you know what I like best about gummy bears? U can bite their heads off, and rip them to shreds, but they never fight back...oh ya....thats me alright....
TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!!!!! *Throws more skittles at yooooooooou*

OOOOOOHHHH yea....this is Criss and Cross in V-A-M-P-I-R-E Spells...Love? OH YA BABY!! TASTE THE RIANBOW!!!

Ya, just in case your wondering, this is sorda what Criss and Cross look like in my vampire story. I'll put Meli's picture on here later. Soooooo....DONT THEY LOOK COOL!!?? Criss is supposed to have black hair with red streaks, and Cross is supposed to have normal black hair, but I liked this one. HAHAHAHAHA im gonna publish my Vampire story someday, and also my Querida story soooo....YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!! Gosh that would be so funny is he accidentally shot her with that gun hes holding. its like, "Heeeeey girl wazzup-OMG I SHOT YOU OMG ARE YOU OK, BREATH BREATH!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" hahahahaha.....oh ya....but dont worry thats not gonna happen in my story...OR IS IT!? Im also thinking about posting my Naruto story on here. It's called: Gaara's Goin to Hawaii!!! HAHAHAHA you have to read the first Naruto story I wrote though...but still its funny. I published it on Quizilla.com, and everyone loved it lol. Omg the first Naruto story I wrote is 41 pages long!!! TYPED!!!!! It took me almost a whole year. hahaha you can imagine me sitting in front of the compuer all gross, my eyes dripping out of my sockets..."MUST.....FINISH....STORY....." yeeaaa i wasnt like that but I did get alot of headaches and writers block....UGH IM BORED GOODBYE!!!!! TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!! *throws skittles at you!!!*

STOP EATING PIGGIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

These guinea pigs are all being round up to be cooked, and eaten!!! DO THEY LOOK DELICIOUS!!?? IF YOU THOUGH YES IM GONNA HUNT YOU DOWN AND GET YOU!!!!!!! Gosh thats so MEAN!! Look at them, all curious and cute, why would someone do that!? They eat them alot in Peru...and they KOBOB THEM TOO!!!! You know in Japan, people eat cow eyes? Thats just really revolting. They also eat that wierd lining in your throut that you can tear if you have that eating disorder...it starts with a B...but anywayz...thats so mean...I like that black one that looks brown, I WANNA KEEP ALL OF THEM!!!! I would put them in my bed at night, and we could all stay together like a big happy wierdo family...DO THEY LOOK DELICIOUS!!??? HA!!! YOU THOUGHT YES!!!! IM GONNA GET YOU!!!!! Omg tell someone not to think of bunnies for 10 seconds. Its so hard, cuse they told you not too and then your mind wants to do it. Also try licking ur nose. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no you don't have to do that. Ummmmm yea anywayz HEY JARED IF UR READING THIS!!!!!! Ummmmmmmmmmm ok well im gonna go.............................................................CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROMEO WEARS EMO POOH BEAR UNDIES...hahaha that has nothing to do with this post

(Click on it so you can see it better...CLICK ON IT!!!!!!!!!!) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is a comic strip from Death Note...(AWSOME SHOW!!!) Omg on my About Me thing, you know how I said I love Matt? Ya, he's from Death Note...AND HE DIEED!!! When it happened I was like, "WHY THE @#*! DID THEY KILL MATT!!??"Omg, it was sad...He got pulled over and the police officers all shot him. Poor Matt. HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

Guess what!? I met a guy named Spencer (i think thats him name it better be) and he's cool. HES SO TALL!!!!!! Gosh he was like, Idk, 6, 7 feet, somethin like that. He was cool. Yep. He was. Oh ya you can bet on it. He's in college. And I threw him out the window. JOKING!!!!!! Sorry, just had to make sure your still with me...anywayz...ya I got chopsticks for Christmas!!! From now on, the only thing im gonna eat with is chopsticks!!!! OH YA BABY, THEN ILL BE READY TO GO TO JAPAN WITH JARED!!! (Hi Jared!!) Oh, and that Spencer kid? The one I waz talking about? He's in a band...I really wanna go see it...anywayz, ummmm.....COMMENT ME!!!! Tell me what you got for Christmas or something I DONT CARE just comment me!!! Jeez you guys are boring me our BIG TIME!!!!! hahahaha my guinea pig fell asleep on me today...SO PRECIOUS........................................ugh Im bored goodbye!!!!!!!

OH ROMEOOOOOOOOOOO MAKE ME GRILLED CHEESE!!!!!!!

She looks pregnant in that dress. Gosh, im sorry but she does, and I wanted to write that before I forgot. And SERIOUSLY they should choose younger people to play Romeo and Juliet. (Heeey Jarebear if your reading this! Oooops did I call you Jarebear!? I mean Roooomeo!!!) Next Halloween (YOUR NEVER TOO OLD TO DRESS UP!!!!) I'm gonna dress up as Juliet, and maybe if I ever see Jared, (HI JARED!!!) he can be Romeo LOL. I think this is a stage i'm going through, you know this Romeo and Juliet thing? I've always liked romance, but lately it's just been that's ALL im thinking about. But seriously, all girls wonder about their future husband. I want him to be a pebble-throwing, chocolate-loving, I-Will-Cuddle-You-If-Are-Ever-Upset kind of guy. Thats REALLY not tooo much to ask for, right? I think i'll maybe try to get in the entertainment buisness when I get older, I wanna be Juliet in a play. Maybe I can learn opera too, and play in The Phantom of the Opera. I can half-way do opera. HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!!

DON'T LITTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's true, seriously DONT LITTER!!! YES I AM A TREE HUGGER!!!!! Anyway....hahahaha I bought eyeliner, I feel so coooooooooooooool. I also got black eyeshadow. Oh ya baby. Im so cool. Give me chocolate. Ummmm yea I gotta go, If you have any good pictures of Romeo and Juliet email then to me, I put my email on here, just go to my profile. YAY so GOODBYE!!!

AND TASTE THE SWEET GOODNESS OF MY COLORFUL RAINBOW!!!!

OOOOOOOOOHHHHH ROMEO!!!!!!

This is the one play that I reeeeeeeeeeeeeeally wanna see...I also wanna see Phantom of the Opera, but if I could choose, it would definetly be Romeo and Juliet! It's so romantic, and I love romance! I've been thinking about trying to find the book at the library, but Idk, im afarid I won't understand what their saying, they might use too many oooold words, and it will make it less romantic. LOL me and my friend Jared were trying to come up with nicknames for eachother, and I kept on telling him to call me Juliet, and I could call him Romeo, but he didn't like that idea...it is a little wierd though...people might think we're married or something. Omg when I get married, I definetly wanna call my husband Romeo, and he can call me Juliet...that would be romantic! On my wedding day I wanna go cliff diving with my husband...in out wedding outfits! That would be so cool! I want to travel the world with him. Geez I probably sound so dramalicious (haha I made up that word) but I've always dreamed about marrying someone...gosh I wouldn't blame you if you didn't read this whole thing, i'm just bored out of my mind, and im going on...and on...and on...and on...wow this is passing the time, i'll think i'll do this for awhile...and on...and on...and on...Holy burrito in Arizona feeding Ramen to the homeless but then destorying them with an ax and burying them in a cement compound! I forgot to tell you! Ummmm....WOW....ok ok give me a second...writing that whole thing made me loose my train of thought...CHOO CHOO!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! TASTE THE RAINBOW YOU STUPID TRAIN!!!! Ummmm.....yeeeeeeeeeeeeea....I forgot. Maybe i'll remember it tommorow...Heeeeeey and IMusicLover!!! Are you still following my blog!? If you are you rock!! Jared if your reading this, XOXO!!! GOOD NIGHT!!! Oh now I remember what I was going to say...Im too tired though good night..........I SAID GOOD NIGHT GO AAAAAAAAWAAAAY!!!!!

gUiNeA pIgS!!!!!!

THESE ARE MY PIGGIES!! Kyoko and Jessanah...aren't they adorible!? They are really wierd though cuse they purr at songs sung by Ashley Simpson, Taylor Swift, Avril ??? (Idk her last name) and Britney Spears...really wierd...I love them so much though!!?? aren't they just the cutest things ever!? Kyoko (the gray one) is an Abyssian guinea pig and that why her fur is all stickey outey everywhere. Jessanah (the white one) is an American guinea pig. But it's wierd cuse she jumps everytime someone touches her. Kyoko is seriously over wieght...she's like 3 pounds or something...and she farts alot...o my gosh when she sneezes, it's so cute!! It sounds like a sneeze from Alvin and the Chipmunks, its so cute!! Once she sneezed in my mouth and it tasted like hay and carrots...it was really gross...ew...They went in the shower once too. I used baby shampoo on them. Idk, it says its tear free, but once I got alot in my eyes and it stung. Maybe cuse I had dribbled nearly a half a cup into my eyeballs. I don't know. Hey, and how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 867!! I tried it!! My tounge hurts!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!!!!!! *Throws skittles at you*
If you read this whole thing, comment me. COMMENT ME JARED!!

Hey wazzup guys, ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yea this Christmas i've been writing my stories like crazy, so I have like two more new stories (or the beguinning of them) that I would like to share. Sooooo watchu guyz think? Do you want me to post the beguinning of this new story i'm writing? It's called Querida and im workin hard on it. It's about this boy and this girl and this girls horse, and the girl know this other girl and this other girl knows this other guy and this guy has a rabbit and the rabbit knows a flea and the flea know this bug terminater and this bug terminater knows this other girl who knows that other guy. Did you catch all that? Yeeeea I didn't think so. So comment me kk? Also the otha story im writing....well nvm it's just more of my Death Note story, and my Vampire story...do you guys like my stories??? Omg and I told you bout my guinea pigs, right? They are so cute!!! Ones a Abyssian and the other ones and American...the Abyssian one is wierd her hair sticks up everywere and she so fat!! When she sits in a little ball she looks like a fat chinchilla with no tail!! Ummmmmmm yeah, so anywayz.....keep readin my blog.....cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesey chicken potatoes................ummm oook BYE!!!!
P.S. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. S.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM WRITING IN BLUE NOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!
P.S.S.S. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOW IM WRITING IN PURPLE!!!!!! YOU'LL NEVER DEFEAT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S.S.S.S. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW IM WRITING IN THIS REEEEEEEEEEEALLLY LIGHT BLUE COLOR!!!!!!!!!!!! IM INVINCIBLE!!!!!

Merry Christmas!!
Twas the night b4 Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse...well my guinea pigs were being really noisy...I need to change their water bottle...seriously though...they drink loudly!!!
Ummm anywayz...well...I really don't know the rest of the poem...but I think in the end santa comes...doesn't he get full? Seriously, that's ALOT of cookies to eat in one night!!! And what if someone poisened the cookies!?
What if santa is allergic to peanut butter cookies or something? Then what would he do? If he doesn't like your cookies he'll probably just feed them to his reindeer...I wonder if they take baths...
I could make a poem out of that...about reindeers taking baths...I wonder if they use baby shampoo...that would be good if they did, cuse what if shampoo got in their eyes, and they couldn't see where their going the whole ride?
Also another thing I wanna know, is when did santa meet his wife? Maybe like in high school or something...she has lots of wrinkles...she needs some lotion...I have some...it smells like flowers...
Does santa know karate!? What if the grinch comes and trys to blow santa up!!?? He has to know some wicked moves to get the grinch...
Ummmm....weeeell this was wierd...just my personnel thoughts and questions about santa.......COOKIEEEES!!!!